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Stargate Atlantis Fic

Another Imminent Disaster [McKay/Sheppard] [R]
John's head slammed back into the metal door behind him with such a force that Rodney actually jumped.

Adrenaline [Sheppard/Ronon] [NC-17]
The lips against his were unexpected to say the least...

Over, and Over, and Over [Sheppard] [R] [ Letters from Pegasus]
It happens over and over and over.

Heads or Tails [McKay/Sheppard] [PG-13]
John watched him for a full minute, trying to control his breathing. "You drive me nuts, Mckay."

Crooked Little Mouth [McKay/Lorne, Sheppard] [NC-17]
"Do you ever stop bitching? Seriously, McKay, you're like a wind-up doll.

A Long Day [McKay/Sheppard] [NC-17]
He's always known that Rodney was so much more than he thought himself to be.

It Wasn't Supposed to Be This Way [Elizabeth] [PG-13]
The thing about Atlantis is that it's everything you'd always wanted... it's also everything you'd never wanted.

Seeing Stars [John, John/Rodney] [NC-17]
The images keep passing through his head, like he's flipping through a photobook.

Parsus: The Lorne Edition [Lorne, McShep] [R]
He always knew there was a reason besides McKay’s brilliance that Sheppard put up with him...

Something in the Air [Ronon/Rodney, semi-Rodney/John] [NC-17]
“Okay, okay, this isn’t just me right? There’s something seriously… odd about this place.”

Like Diffusing a Bomb [Sheppard, Lorne] [R]
Whoever the hell you are, go away. Nobody's home.

Don't Forget to Breathe [Elizabeth/Rodney ] [NC-17]
Elizabeth doesn't really like lying to herself, and later she'll stop and admit the truth

Aftermath [Rodney, John] [PG] [Misbegotten]
“You’ve been really quiet lately."

Proving a Point [John, Rodney] [PG-13] [Irresistible]
Your reaction is wildly disproportionate to the crime! Which wasn´t a crime so much as an experiment, and a proving of my point.

A Different Day [John, McShep] [R] [Irresistible]
Because the potion’s worn off but the effects haven’t. 

Replay [Lorne, Rodney, Carson, Elizabeth] [PG] [Sateda]
All the pretty horses.

By Touch [Rodney/John] [R]
Sometimes Rodney wakes up to the feel of John’s fingers tracing his spine

Untitled Missing Scene [Rodney, John] [PG] [Progeny]
I feel like I owe you… I don't know. A thanks.

Five Ways Having Another Consciousness (Could’ve) Got(ten) Rodney Laid [Rodney/many] [NC-17]
This is three of the five, and the fic is unfinshed. I am unsure if I'll ever finish it, but I'm hopeful.

Three Months, Six Days, and Twenty-one Hours [John, Rodney] [R]
Warning for possible character death. Anything more than that will spoil you.

Not Unlike Us [John, Rodney] [R] [Common Ground]
He feels Rodney’s leg shift against his and braces himself for the inevitable. “So.”

The Gorram Pegasus Galaxy [Mal, Jayne, Zoe, Shep, McKay. Others.] [PG-13]
volume 1, 6 pages

Of Lemons and Things [Sheppard, Mitchel] [PG] [The Pegasus Project]
Sheppard and Mitchell talk

2am [Rodney/John] [NC-17] [The Return I]
two words: phone sex

BSG/SGA Crack Ficlet [John, Rodney, Lee, Kara] [NC-17]
The instant he saw it, saw what it could do, he got hard.

Two-Part Ending [] [NC-17] [Lee/John] [BSG/SGA]
follows the crack ficlet above: Bad idea, Lee, bad frakking idea.

There Are Certain Things You Just Don't Do [Kate Heightmeyer] [R]
There are reasons psychologists are encouraged to go to therapy themselves.

John [John, John/Rodney] [PG-13]
What if John were Dexter: People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all. I fake them very well.

So You Think You're a Leader [Sgt. Bates] [R] [Season 1]
Everybody thinks Bates is an asshole, and yeah. He is. He likes it that way.

Things Said About John Sheppard [John, others] [R]
Hardheaded and stubborn. Shows promise, but lacks discipline.

Tomorrow Might be a Good Day [McKay/Sheppard][PG-13]
The Philadelphia Story with Rodney and John: I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.

Tag, You’re It [Rodney, Elizabeth] [PG] [The Return I]
Call me and berate me for being an inconsiderate, chauvinistic misogynist. Or, just… call me. That’d be fine too.

The Things You Say When You're Insane [Rodney/John] [R]
I just wanted to say that I really, ya know-- like having sex with you. It’s. Comforting. Wait, where are you going? It was a compliment!

Boredom is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne is its Bitch) [Lorne, Sheppard ] [R]
“Pigs,” John said, nodding. “Yeah, I guess they kind of are. A little yellow and hairy for my taste, but the squeal is the same.”

Like Bishop to Queen's Rook Seven [Rodney/John] [PG-13]
A first kiss is supposed to happen on purpose.

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Grunt and his Scientist [McKay/Sheppard, Lorne/Parrish, others] [NC-17]
For every scientist, there is a grunt who loves them [cowritten with foxxcub]

Just Your Average Weapons Kink [McKay/Sheppard] [NC-17] [Kinks and Cliche's]
It’s not about Rodney, it’s just this thing. Just this thing that happens only with Rodney.

And So it Goes [McKay/Carter, McKay/Sheppard] [R]
John spends a lot more time in the labs than usual, eating popcorn with Zelenka and laughing at Rodney’s wild eyes and red face. 

Turns Out Jackie Collins Got it Right [ McKay/Sheppard] [R] [The Return I]
“So…” John said, his words taking on that elongated quality that comes with too much alcohol. “It’s possible I’m drunk.”

When Can't And Won't Are The Same Thing [McKay, Sheppard] [PG-13]
He was supposed to feel regretful, guilty even, except he didn’t. That probably should have scared him.

Had a Bad Day, Again [McKay/Sheppard] [NC-17]
“If I stop I start to think, and can’t afford to think right now, Colonel.” (post-the kindred)

Whiteboards and Wishes [Rodney, Jeannie] [PG]
The pen squeaks as it goes over the whiteboard... (post-season 4 finale)

Petty, Arrogant, Bad with People, and Possibly, Good in Bed [Rodney/Vala Mal Doran] [PG]
he’s insufferable, conceited, petty, arrogant, condescending, bad with people, and… and… and I don’t want to! (post-sg1 ep-the pegasus project)

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