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The Princess Bride Mix o'Fandoms [Myriad Pairings] [PG]
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack/Will), The West Wing (Josh & Jed), Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Sands/El), Sports Night (Casey & Jeremy), Royal Tenenbaums (Eli & Richie)
Talking to Strangers in Shithole Dive Bars [Sam, Sands] [R]
Once Upon a Time in Mexico / Benny & Joon. "Don't talk to eyeless strangers in shithole dive bars in Mexico," he hissed in his ear. Sam could feel the smile curving against his neck and it gave him shivers all the way down his spine. "Never know who you're gonna cross."
Benny & Joon
But It's Tuesday [Sam, Benny] [PG]
Benny reached up and grabbed Sam´s elbow lightly, tugging on it. Sam smiled, lying down next to Benny. “Sam, sometimes you just have to ride it out,” Benny said softly. “Sometimes there´s no reason at all for her to get mad. Sometimes it´s just cause it´s a Sunday.”
The Brave
The Offer [Raphe] [R]
Whiskey´s supposed to burn when it goes down. It doesn´t. Not if you´ve done it enough. Not when your throat is rotten with it. Not when sometimes it´s all you know. The first sip maybe, but that´s only the first of many, and hey, it´s in his blood. It´s part of his bloodline to tolerate alcohol. Firewater is not new, it´s old, and it´s true, and it´s something he does well.
Collateral
Foregone Conclusion [Vincent] [R]
He kills. He kills easily. He kills without hesitation and without remorse. He kills, seemingly, without provocation. But he's not insane. Sometimes he thinks he's the only sane one in the room.
Coupling (UK)
What Matters Most [Steve/Jeff] [R]
Jeff's face registered surprise as Steve leaned forward and wrapped his arms around his frame, pulling him into a warm embrace. He laughed slightly and wrapped his arms around Steve and turned his head into his neck. "Imagine what Patrick would say."
Dead Man
A Journey of Descent [William Blake] [PG]
He calls me stupid white man, but there´s a smile to his voice that´s not there when speaking of other of my kind. I do not know why he seems to have accepted me, but I am grateful he has.
Graze After Thee and Weep [Nobody/William] [NC-17]
“Real men, William Blake, know that crying is what makes us human,” Nobody said, fingers running lightly over William´s palm. “That it is human emotions that separate us from those that do not have them.”
From Hell
Drinks First [Abberline, Godley] [PG-13]
“Not what one would usually call luck,” Abberline said, laughing softly. “Seein´ two men brutally murdered while trying to sleep. Certainly not of the pleasant kind anyway.”
Dragon [Abberline, Godley] [PG-13]
So he goes to the den and he chases the dragon and he knows he´ll never catch it. He´ll never catch it, but it will catch him. And he wants it to. He wants it to catch him because it´s too much. Living, breathing, this loneliness, is too much. Too much pain, too much heartache, too much regret, too much anger. He wants it to catch him and do with him as it will, because it´s easier to be the victim of the dragon than the victim of poor timing.
Murder By Numbers
Not Quite [Richard] [R]
Don't think I don't know how you all see it. After all, I am the mastermind, right? So it only par for the course that I'd know. I'm the criminal, the asshole that seduced poor, innocent, sweet sweet little Justin into my sick sadistic plot. That poor cherub faced Justin was only trying to fit in, to be liked, to be a part of something. That I took advantage. And sure. Yeah. Absolutely. But not quite.
Nip/Tuck
Perfect Indiscretions [Sean/Christian] [R]
Sean began unbuttoning Christian's shirt and shrugged again. "When I'm not here, when I'm not with you, it's easy to say it's a fluke. It's easy to say it's good because sex is always good, it's easy to say it's just this unexpected thing that happened." He bit his lip and looked up at him Christian and shook his head. "But when I am here... when I'm with you... I know it's more than that."
The OC
Jealous [Seth/Ryan] [R]
It's not like Ryan ever meant to hurt him. It's not like Ryan even owed him anything more than he gave him. It's just that Ryan was sometimes, often times, the only good thing left in his life, and he wasn't around much anymore.
Oceans 11/12
Spilled Wine [Danny/Rusty] [PG-13]
He can feel Rusty's gaze burning into his skin. Laughing, Rusty bumps his leg into Danny's thigh. "Bout as smart as you organizing a heist to take place in the hotel of the guy who's banging your ex girlfriend." He pauses, taking a sip from his wine glass. "In order to get her back."
Scream
Each Other [Stu/Billy] [R]
“Uhuh,” Billy said, biting his lip and running his hand to the inside of Stu´s thigh slowly. “It turned you on too, Stu,” he said, sliding slowly closer until his breath tickled Stu´s neck. “You´ve had a hard on since we strung her up.”
Six Feet Under
In Search of the Real Me [Brenda] [R]
So she packed up her whole life as she knew it, crammed it in her car, took one last look around, and put the pedal to the metal. Where was she going? Nowhere, but not here. Who had she told? No one, especially not him. Why was she leaving? No reason to stay. Who was she? No fucking clue.
Starsky & Hutch
Worth It [Starsky/Hutch] [PG-13]
He hadn´t been planning on doing it. It hadn´t even been anything he´d even thought of doing, certainly not with David Starsky. He couldn´t imagine why it had never crossed his mind though as he felt Starsky´s hand slide up his back, pressing him in closer.
Starsky Then VS Starsky Now [PMG!Starsky VS BS!Starsky] [PG-13]
“Theoretically,” the younger one said, reaching up to scratch at his head. “See, I was going to be you, but then you were you. Or, anyway, that´s how they´re playing it now.”
Sleepy Hollow
Fabricated Memories of Nonexistant Touches [Hessian/Ichabod & Ichabod/Masbeth] [NC-17]
Ichabod stands, back straight as a board, hands clasped together in what´s meant to be a loose grasp. The knuckles are white enough to give him away, but the room is so dimly lit that the horseman probably won´t notice them.
That 70's Show
Unexpected [Eric/Hyde] [R]
Eric wasn't expecting Hyde to get off of him that easily, but he certainly wasn't expecting to feel his hot breath on his cheek just before his mouth was on top of his. He barely had time to react before he felt Hyde's tongue tickling at his bottom lip, and his mouth opened seemingly without permission.
Dumbass [Eric/Hyde] [R]
follow up to Unexpected: The thing is, sometimes it gets boring in that basement. Yeah, there's a tv, and a radio, and hey... a washer and dryer even... but still. Sometimes it gets boring.
Vanilla Sky
Untitled Vignette [Brian, David]
He wasn´t sure if he woke up because of the headache pounding in his head or because of the phone ringing in the distance, but the last thing he wanted to do was answer the phone. He´d drunk way too much the night before, and passing out on the sidewalk wasn´t exactly the most comfortable way to spend a Friday evening, not to mention the look on Sophia´s face before she´d turned and sprinted away.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
What You've Become [Gilbert] [R]
The thing about it is, there´s only so much you can cry. It´s not that your tears have dried up, cause the well is never-ending and they´re kind of always in the back of your throat anyway. It´s that there´s only so many times that the same thing can provoke them. Kinda like sensory overload: after a certain point, you just don´t feel it anymore.
Y Tu Mamá También
You Never Know Why [Tenoch/Julio] [R]
So everything fades, and everything breaks, and you never really do know why, do you? You sit there and try to analyze what went wrong, what you could have done, or not done, to prevent this break— this break-up— from happening.
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