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Once Upon a Time in Mexico Fic

Mentality [Sands] [R]**
“Some dame got a wee bit angry with me,” Sands said with a laugh and a shrug. “Decided I spent too much time with other things in my line of vision. Reckoned she’d fix that.”

The Man with No Eyes [Sands, Ramirez, etc] [R]**
“Send a blind man into Mexico with nothing but a fuckin’ spy for the man in charge that no one trusts; if I didn’t know you better I’d say you were sending me in for my death sentence.”

The Last Thing I Do [Sands] [R]
It’s not going to end like this. Not like this. I don’t end like this.

Still Standing [Sands, El] [R]
"Gosh, El, you’re so perceptive."

Boredom [Lorenzo/Sands] [N-17]
The dry heat is absolutely suffocating and it’s not helping that he’s bored as shit.

Curfew [Sands] [R]
got inspired by circe_tigana's fics, specifically Fork and Mishap... So, I wrote a fic that's set in her 'universe.' This is posted with her permission.

Chains of Love [Sands/El] [R]
could we take these off now, sugarpie?

Quite the Pair [Elle Driver/Sands] [x-over with kill bill] [R]
Leaving with *two* and coming back with none, now *that* stings...

Seven Holy Virtues, Seven Deadly Sins [Sands] [R]
fourteen drabbles based on the seven holy virtues and the seven deadly sins

Touch [Sands/El] [R]
Hands in the hair, teeth on the neck, tongue licking up in that agonizing-but-so-good way...

Fear and Loathing [Sands/El, Fideo, Lorenzo] [R]
“That’s good Tequila you’re wasting, Sands. Pesos, man. Pesos.”

Three Down, One to Go [misc, referenced Sands] [R]
This is set in a universe created by in her fic Kingdom of the Blind. (Part 1, Part 2) This is a bit of a backstory, involving characters that she created, and characters that she vaguely referenced to. I can't explain it better than that, but read her story or else you won't get this. It does not involve Sands directly, only in reference.

Hiatus [Sands, Chicle] [R]
He hasn’t felt that way in so long that he can’t remember what that feels like anymore.

Talking to Strangers in Shithole Dive Bars [Sam, Sands] [R]
weirdass crossover with Benny & Joon. don't ask.

Handcuffs and Salsa [Sands/El] [PG13]
Kind of hard to fly when you have no wings to guide you.

Conversation [Sands, El] [R]
it's dialogue only, just fair warning

It's Not Always Chance [Sands, Lorenzo][R]
Really, really bored.

Moments [El/Sands] [R]
Gotta eat your carrots. Improves your eyesight.

La-la Land [Sparrow/Sands] [R]
weirdass xover with POTC

** : These fics are unfinished and are likely to continue to remain unfinished.  My apologies!